One pump or two?

[emily] dude
[dlally] :/
[emily] so I go to check out some futons
[emily] and I'm like
[emily] oh I'll get a coffee, starbucks is RIGHT THERE
[emily] so I get one
[emily] and then I go into the futon store
[emily] and I put the coffee down on the showroom lady's desk while I sit on some shit
[emily] so I'm sitting on the futons, checking them out
[emily] and her manager comes in
[emily] I see him out of the corner of my eye, kind of near the desk
[nsinno] and he says "AINT NO PEACHES!"
[emily] I'm like, whatever it's a manager, I'm sitting on futons
[emily] so then I go to leave
[emily] I grab my coffee off the desk
[emily] take a sip
[steff] wait....did he really say that?
[emily] there's f*ckin
[emily] HAND SANITIZER IN IT
[steff] EW
[steff] what?
[dlally] WHAT
[emily] yes.
[emily] now
[nsinno] ewwwwww
[emily] I look down at the desk
[emily] I'm like
[emily] well MAYBE
[dlally] WHO DUN IT
[emily] he tried to pump it out into his hand and missed
[emily] my cup was kind of close
[emily] no
[emily] the cup was much TALLER
[steff] did you have a cover?
[emily] than the pump
[emily] yes
[steff] ....
[steff] so what did you do?
[emily] there is no physical way it could have gotten in there unless someone put it in
[emily] I threw away the coffee
[emily] I wasn't going to tell the lady
[emily] she was with me the whole time
[steff] did you throw it on a futon?
[emily] like "excuse me, your manager put sanitizer in my coffee"
[nsinno] haha
[steff] ugh
[emily] I was on my way out anyway
[steff] that sucks
[emily] what sucks is
[emily] she was nice
[steff] what store was this?
[emily] and the futons were really nice too
[emily] but that A HOLE