Hi. Yes, hello. I'm you!
Are you really?
Why, yes (maybe). Sorta disappointed in the decisions you've made lately.
Hey, give me a break already. I still don't even know how adults make adult decisions.
Okay, so... I'll check back in 10 years?
Ha ha, very funny.
Okay, see you in 10 years. Hopefully you'll be less of a fuck-up by then. Or at least will have managed to close all the cans of worms you've opened in the last 3 or so years.
